Halo dunia maya!!! Apa kabarnya? Udah pada mulai belajarkah di sekolah? Atau masih hari bebas? Atau masih ada MOS disekolah?
Udah dua hari ditambah satu hari gue datang ke sekolah tapi selalu berujung tragis a.k.a lesehan di koridor gara-gara masih belum ada pelajaran. Ini semua gara-gara para mahluk suci kuli kantung plastik merah berisi makanan dan barang-barang yang akan bernasib sama tragisnya seperti nasib mereka; DIMAKAN DAN DIBUANG OLEH PARA MAHLUK YANG MERASA DIRINYA TUA, SENIOR, KEREN, PATUT DIHORMATI DAN BLAH BLAH BLAH! Ehem, bukannya bermaksud menyalahkan kalian semua, adik-adik kelasku tercinta tapi apa mau dikata... memang gara-gara ada MOS gue jadi sia-sia datang ke sekolah. Hari Senin, Selasa dan hari ini gue dateng ke sekolah dan hanya duduk lesehan, bercengkrama bersama teman-teman yang sama gilanya dengan gue. Ini benar-benar merugikan buat gue; anak miskin nan pelit. Kenapa? Jangan ditanya! Satu hari datang ke sekolah itu sama aja menghilangkan uang 9000 rupiah hanya untuk ongkos saja. Bayangkan 9000 rupiah!!! Lumayan buat beli bakso dan minumannya!!!
Okay, males ngomongin uang bawaannya pengen gue makan. Btw, gue tiba-tiba dapet inspirasi untuk membuat cerpen dari sebuah kisah cinta nan tragis yang diperankan oleh teman gue tercinta yang namanya tidak dapat gue sebutkan di sini karena dapat mengundang malapetaka. Inilah mahakarya gue yang lebih mirip dengan karya anak-anak SD yang kebelet puber. JENG JENG JENG JENG...
(Based on a true story)
In a backyard, a pretty girl with blue eyes which made a married couple from Budiman family named her Azure sat on a bench with a cellphone in her hand waiting for Cherish Bagaskara, a romantic boy whom she loved. Actually Azure and Cherish were in a relationship. She looked at the cellphone and read some messages and deleted a half of a hundred received messages when out of the blue, her boyfriend came from the toilet. Directly she returned the cellphone and they went to the cinema with their families that have been knowing each other for a long time.
A few days later, Cherish was so surprised when out of the blue, Azure broke off their relationship. Cherish forced Azure to give a reason but Azure just cried and left Cherish alone. Cherish put a suspicion in some messages from Lengga and some of his female friends which were deleted by Azure. He tried to explain everything but Azure just ignored him and said that the messages are not the reason.
A week after they break up, Cherish asked Eve Hakim to be his girlfriend and he was accepted. Although he had a relationship with his new girlfriend, he always tried to get his ex back to him. He turned green with envy when some boys asked his ex-girlfriend to be their girlfriend.
One night when Azure was online on facebook, she saw something on her wall. Cherish posted some lovely sentences for her which is commented by his girlfriend, Eve. Eve's comment was “Good job baby! Now I know that you are a big liar! You said that your apple broke and you must bring it to Centra Ponsel to be serviced. And now what? Via iPhone? How's smart!” Azure shocked and directly sent Eve a message asking for a phone number.
On the next day, Cherish went to Pizza Hut to meet his girlfriend. It just happen once in a blue moon since Eve's mother forbid them to go hangout with him because Eve got really bad score in mid semester test. But Cherish really had a yellow streak to meet his girlfriend because of her comment in the previous night. He shocked and showed his black looks when his eyes meet Azure's eyes. He tried to stay cool but he really nervous. Eve finished her relationship with Cherish by saying, “I've read all of your messages for Lengga, Priyan, Lita and some others. Azure gave your facebook password to me but don't blame on her, I forced her. Thanks for everything. I love the way you lie!” He tried to white wash his mistakes but it just made him looks dumb. He was really seeing red because can't accept the truth that he lost the girls. He blamed his ex-girlfriends without a reasonable reason, and blew up so many bad words that must be red-penciled. The girls gave him their beautiful smile and left him alone.
Yap, itulah cerpen gue yang murahan. Tapi biar murahan, gue buat dengan susah payah mendaki gunung lewati lembah dan bertemu ninja Hatori. Gue akui memang grammar masih berantakan kayak grammar-nya anak-anak SD yang baru belajar bahasa Inggris tapi gue yakin manusia extraordinary pasti ngerti bahasa gue.
Akhir kata, thankyou for reading! See ya on my next post!